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this-is-hard-femme:

I AM A QUEER FEMME

acomas:

acidicmoons:

kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there

I repeated this text post to my PE teacher in front of the class at the end of last year because we had to do oral presentations and he was absolutely speechless and even agreed with me and then stopped the majority of the rest of the oral presentations. 

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

GUYS DO NOT GO TO MICROSOFT.COM

ceasepool:

oddbagel:

IF YOU SEE A MESSAGE TELLING YOU TO UPDATE AND IT SENDS YOU TO MICROSOFT.COM, IMMEDIATELY TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER. MICROSOFT.COM IS A HACKING WEBSITE AND THEY WILL STEAL YOUR PASSOWRDS! PLEASE I’VE ALREADY HAD MY LIFE RUINED BY THE MICROSOFT VIRUS! DO WHAT YOU MUST TO BE SAFE AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

spread this like fuckihng wildf

insidious-effects-of-life:

nowyoukno:

Source 

One of the reasons I think hate the series. It teaches bad relationship skills to young girls. They aspire to have the same bad relationship habits. 

insidious-effects-of-life:

nowyoukno:

Source 

One of the reasons I think hate the series. It teaches bad relationship skills to young girls. They aspire to have the same bad relationship habits. 

my-little-mod-blog:

Now you can finally discover what you’re supposed to be cyberbullying  others about! So what did you get?
(Some of these don’t even make sense, which just makes it all the more authentic.)

my-little-mod-blog:

Now you can finally discover what you’re supposed to be cyberbullying  others about! So what did you get?

(Some of these don’t even make sense, which just makes it all the more authentic.)

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.
Susan Cain  (via nofatnowhip)

vegan-vulcan:

raccoon-eater:

lacigreen:

lalatinafeminista:

toomanyfuckscrusader:

hiddlefun:

cloudcuckoolander527:

talisguy:

Signal boosting in case anyone needed to know this. 

This is informative as heck. Show this to everyone!

This is actually some great info! Why can’t they teach this kind of thing in school??

Wow, I’ve taken health and sex ed three times during my educational process and never learned any of this. Thanks.

Definitely some important information here!

this is supa awesome.  i do think it should be noted that side effects of EC *really* vary.  when I took EC I didn’t have any symptoms whatsoever.  

The more you know~

When I took EC, my period went missing for three months. Freaked me the hell out, despite having negative pregnancy tests. You cannot imagine how relieved I was to have it back.

inquisitivefeminist:

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

Fuck this guy fuck the self-satisfied look on his face fuck anyone who thought this was a good idea just fuck fuck FUCK

inquisitivefeminist:

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

Fuck this guy fuck the self-satisfied look on his face fuck anyone who thought this was a good idea just fuck fuck FUCK

zachlilley:

demonman16:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

Yeah the flavour stimulus ones are stupid, where in the world are you allowed to eat in a test.

Stay away from this motherfucker he thinks you eat gum ^

So today

Aria said “No, please. Dont touch it. Feet,” tonight during bathtime. She’s been doing so well putting together sentences lately. (Also, she’s started using “no please” frequently over the past week.)
She’s picking out most letters now and would be making steps in color recognition except she’s decided pink is her favorite color so everything is pink.
We’re practicing more signing and last night she signed please-be-excused with almost no help/prompting.

All these new developments are really exciting (maybe minus the “aria help” bit…. Help to her means “let me do it all by myself and get insulted if any help is offered”)

mrspacmandammit:

homocidol:

i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys don’t like girls with short hair” that’s like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i don’t like tomatoes”

This is fucking amazing.